Sunday, April 13, 2008

Honey... Do I want to withdraw 5000 or 50000 Forints?

With SatNav in hand (definitely the MOST USEFUL GIFT we've EVER been given - THANKS DAD!!!), we set our coordinates out of Vienna and across the former Iron Curtain into Hungary:

We suppose it goes without saying that this leg of the trip wasn't completely without its moments of stress. Let's start with crossing the border - it would have been impressive to see the mammoth soviet-era border in action, which it had been until 1989, but we simply sailed across with a breeze. Now, at the last gas station in Austria, our debit card failed to work and we had to use the remainder of our cash to pay for our gas. So after crossing the border we sought an ATM - but only found lots of little stands called "vignettes" and money exchange offices. Thinking these were relics from the soviet era (I mean Hungary is part of the EU - they must be on the Euro, right? This line of thought coming from the nitwits living in an EU country on the pound!), we hopped back in the car and proceeded to stop at every gas station we could find in a desperate attempt to find an ATM. You can imagine our relief when we finally found one - for hours we were stressing about what would happen if tolls suddenly appeared on the highway or what we'd do if we had to pee (yes, it IS a privilege to pee in Europe). Thinking everything was under control, we hit our next obstacle as the ATM screen flashed up withdrawal denominations ranging from 5000 to 50,000 Forints. What the hell is a Forint? Guessing that 5000 must be roughly equivalent to $10, or the smallest amount you can withdraw from a US machine, we took out what seemed to be a reasonable amount - but who knows - we could have withdrawn enough money to purchase a small vineyard for all we knew!

At this point we decided that it might be prudent to call some Hungarian friends to find out what was going on. It was a helpful conversation, learning that 1 pound = 315 forint (or $1=160 forints) and also discovering that Hungary DID have tolls ("vignettes"!) and you had to purchase a motorway pass for each day that your car is on the road (highway cameras shoot pictures of your car plates and cross check the number against a database of purchased motorway passes). Anyway - we eventually managed to get to Budapest and connect with our friends - although along the way we outlined the chapters for our first book - "Motoring in Continental Europe in a British Car for COMPLETE and TOTAL %@#$ing DUMBASSES".

Leaving our car behind (thank god!), we met up with another American friend from Kingham and set off on foot to explore the capital city. Fortunately, the three of us were blessed to have our own personal tour guide - friend, Hungarian citizen and Kingham Hill co-teacher Éva Huszar:
Éva was absolutely fantastic - coordinating our days, pointing out countless things we would have overlooked and never hesitating to seek help if we stumped her with a question she couldn't answer:
Budapest is an impressive and beautiful city (well, cities, with Buda and Pest being separated by the Danube). Here's a view from Buda looking at Parliament, situated on the Pest side of the river:
From the covered markets (with lots of paprika stands!) to Hero's square, Budapest is a city with an ancient, complicated and proud heritage:

The 7 Magyar chiefs who conquered the Hungarian territory in the 9th century:World Heritage Tram with the Imperial Castle overlooking the Danube:

In many ways the sweeping boulevards of Budapest are reminiscent of the grandeur seen in so many European cities. The elaborate buildings, with their facades and beautiful statues are a sight to behold - but there's something different about this city. Unlike the streets of Paris or Vienna - Budapest feels lived in. It's a little greyer, a little grittier - more real... if that makes sense. Jesse was ready to move in right away:


Budapest bears the scars of a complicated past on her sleeve for all to see. Memorials to the 1956 Revolution were everywhere:
The 1956 bullet scars remain on many of the buildings:
One of the most fascinating museums we visited resided within this unsuspecting house at 60 Andrassy Street. The Terror Haza (House of Terror) "is a museum now, but it was witness to two shameful and tragic periods in Hungary's 20th century history. In 1944, during the gruesome domination of the Hungarian Arrow Cross Party, the building was the party headquarters of the Hungarian Nazis. Between 1945 and 1956, the notorious communist terror organizations of the State Security Office and the State Security Authority took up residence here. The building is itself the statue of terror, a monument to the victims" of these regimes:
We also found time to venture beyond the city - to some of little villages in the Hungarian countryside:
A fantastic place for hand-made Hungarian wares and folk art:
But even here, reminders of the Soviet occupation remain. Below is an example of a Soviet street sign - the original name and number of this street was changed to reflect the will of the soviet government:
We moved farther afield to Eger one of the famous wine growing regions of Hungary. The tasting rooms are owned by different vineyards and carved into the base of a hill:

The wine tends to be stored in the back of the building with a tasting room up front. Hungarian wine was a whole new experience for us - less dry whites and more sweet wines (although we did enjoy a great local dry red translated as "Bulls Blood"!).
A gypsy band playing at one cellar:

Needless to say, we enjoyed the tasting experience!
Fortunately, Éva's fiance, Balázs, was our designated driver responsible for carting our sorry intoxicated butts around from one place to the next. Eger was a bit too far from Budapest to make for a comfortable ride home at night, so we decided to put up at a local hostel. A converted convent which we swear was possessed:

Kim tried to repent for her drunkenness and indulgent ways:Before returning to the city, we stopped to visit with Éva's family in her home village where we were greeted with warm smiles and some FANTASTIC home-cooked Hungarian cuisine:

In perfect English, Éva's dad shares some family history with Lesley and Jesse:Eventually it was time to go -- despite what you might be thinking, we do work sometimes! Leaving the warmth and hospitality of Hungary behind, we turned to truck back across Europe (stopping in Stuttgart for a night - we learned, no night driving!). 1,180 miles later, we're back in the Cotswolds, reunited with the fuzzies and still trying to unpack all the of wine from the boot!
To another fantastic trip, and hopefully more to come. Egészségedre!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Pics

We seem to be having some technical difficulties. Hope to have the pics fixed, asap.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Mozart's Balls Are In My Bed!!!

So with the Easter holiday came an unexpected perk - a 25 day vacation (you're probably beginning to wonder if we EVER work)! Not interested in the thought of chillin' in the Costwolds (although it is REALLY nice here, you'll see when you visit!), we decided to embark on our most massive road trip yet - two week trek across Western and Central Europe from England to Hungary. We loaded up the car with plenty of obligatory "road trip" music and car snacks and set off to catch an 8pm EuroTunnel train with the goal of arriving at our first destination, Austria, by early morning:

Driving a British car on the continent at night did bring a whole new set of challenges - which included remembering to drive on the right and figuring out how to "de-dazzle" (their word, not ours) our headlights so that our British car wouldn't blind every on-coming driver from Calais to Munich. Below you can see Jesse attempting to decipher the multi-lingual directions for attaching the little de-dazzler (in his left hand) to our head lamps.

20 minutes later, Jesse managed to affix the stickers supposedly in accordance with the directions, but not everything was smooth sailing after departing the EuroTunnel. Either we screwed up somewhere along the way or the stickers were simply crap, but apparently EVERY truck driver in France and Germany thought that we had our high-beams on... and had to make it a point of blinding us with their high beams (much higher beams, we might add) as a public service message to turn down our lights. Needless to say, this didn't make for a restful night drive across Europe (if anyone has any suggestions on how the hell to attach these things, please, fire away!!!). Anyway, after driving for 14 hours straight (ok - we did zonk off for two hours in a rest-stop somewhere in middle Germany), we eventually arrived at our first destination, the medieval city of Salzburg, Austria:
A beautiful city all around and the birthplace of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart:
Yes, we visited the birth house (geburtshaus) - containing all sorts of interesting artifacts, including a creepy looking model of the baby boy genius himself. Basically - at the heart of Salzburg was the "Cult of Mozart", a Stalin-esque cult of personality - with potentially less death:
You name it, and you could find a Mozart version of it - From Busts (yes, with a few of Strauss in there...) to Liquor:

to concerts (with string quartets or chamber ensembles in period dress) EVERYWHERE (No, we didn't go to one. We did see a concert however... of Kodaly, Martinu and Dvorak):
to t-shirts (serious and less so), plates, mugs and even a university...
And these particularly intriguing things called "Mozart Balls" (Mozart Kugeln):
We found these "Mozart Balls" everywhere - even in our bed!!!
Yes - one could a few things other than Mozart in this lovely medieval town - "Der Dom" for instance:
And waiting patiently outside, a harbinger of things yet to come...
So sitting around one afternoon - Kim thought, "Hey - wouldn't it be fun to go up there?!" (see below). We're not exactly sure what we were thinking when we decided to ascend to the top of the Untersberg - the highest peak in the immediate Salzburgian Alps. Perhaps is was the desire to see snow, so absent from our winter in England. Perhaps is was Kim's long-repressed desire to ski. Who knows, but in the end we decided that we needed to get on top of that mountain:
Our chariot of doom descended upon us:
Definitely having one of those "what the hell were we thinking" moments, we hyperventilated for most of the ride to the top of the Untersberg - where we were greeted with some fantastic views, despite the spotty cloud cover (If you're interested, you can check out the view from the top using Der Untersberg Webcam!):

Kim was DYING to ski down (you can take the cable car up and then ski down to another village), but alas, we had to board the cable car once again (a lot calmer this time - thanks to the beers we downed at one of the mountain lodges!)
Leaving the quaint streets and the terrifying heights of the Alps behind, we moved on to Vienna (Wien), and suddenly found ourselves in a grand imperial city -- once the seat of the Hapsburgs and the "capital" of the Holy Roman Empire, not to be confused with the actual Roman Empire. Anyway, you can certainly see this reflected in the amazing architecture and the abundance of Roman-themed statues.

From the Rathaus (town hall) to the wide boulevards - Wien could be sister cities with Paris...
... complete with plenty of gorgeous European churches and gardens (although as one small child put it, "Aww mom - another church??"):

As to be expected, music was everywhere - even in the middle of the busy pedestrian shopping districts!

We did manage to see some more professional concerts (NO MOZART!) whilst in Austria, as well as art exhibits and all sorts of other cultural-type-things. One highlight was visiting the only Austrian synagogue (Stadttempel) to remain standing after WWII. Looking at the location of the synagogue, below, you might begin to understand why it wasn't demolished:

Pretty unsuspecting, huh? A long and complicated history led to the construction of this synagogue in the middle of a block of residential flats. (You can check out more information here if you're interested). But crossing into the interior of the building revealed as spectacular sight:
Coincidentally, the interior was designed by a German (goy) and he modeled it after an opera by -- you guessed it -- Mozart (The Magic Flute).

All and all - a fantastic trip... and this was only the 1st 1/2! More to come soon!

And here it is - your Austrian Moment of Zen: